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Pillow Talk Sassy feels like a personalized GPS for your G-spot. Until recently, I hadn't been introduced to flexible G-spot vibrators until recently, and I don’t think I can ever go back again. Sassy is generously sized, with an angled body. Not a curved body, angled. And it just gets the job done. This toy has convinced me that curved toys are for chumps. What we need is a targeted G-spot vibrator that knows exactly where it’s going and how it’s going to get there. The bottom of the toy has a single button, a small jewel—a Swarovski crystal—located in the center of the handle. It’s very easy to locate and use while playing. However, the controls are a little annoying. You can increase speed while in use, but to decrease it, you must turn the toy off and restart it at the lowest setting—a silly technical oversight by designers. Overall, mission accomplished.

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This is my second Pillow Talk vibrator, and just like the last one, it blew me away. It’s your standard wand, with a powerful motor and a few aesthetic touches that make it feel precious. After doing this job for a few months, sex toys tend to blend together. A lot of wands are the same with good quality, decent vibrations, flexible neck, etc. But Cheeky by Pillow Talk had my toes curling. It’s built like your typical wand: a little texture on the handle to give you grip with some metal and crystal accents for flourish, and a tall head. It does look a little out of place on this toy, but looking closely, you see that the top of the head is vibrating faster than the bottom. I’m not sure what effect this really has; all I know is the vibrations rumbled through me. The button has a Swarovski crystal inlay, it controls power and speed. There are two technical hiccups with this design. First, the you can only increase the speed while using the toy, you cannot decrease it. To decrease, you must restart the toy and begin at the lowest setting. Secondly, to increase the speed you need to hold the button down, not click it. It’s a super sensitive button and will turn off with a click. Lastly, there is a small, removable cap for the charging port on the bottom of the handle making it very easy to lose this little guy. Overall, this toy gives “I summer at the cape” vibes while offering rumbling waves, with a few user interface issues.

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Are you a fan of 50 Shade of Grey, but feel it's a bit too risqué for where you're at with your sexual comfort? Meet the 50 Shades of Lilac bundle. This little bundle provides a beginner style transition into a sensual world of mystery, erotic pleasure, and a potentially deeper connection between partners. The Pillow Talk Racy is an adorable, luxury style G-spot toy with a "come hither" shape that will bring you closer and closer to orgasm. The Special Edition Racy features a cleaning brush, satin pouch, a satin blindfold, and a pack of 9 titillating foreplay cards that may help you and your partner learn each sensual spot that makes you squirm, have your toes curling, and begging for more. The device takes 2.5 hrs to charge, can be used for 1hr, and uses a 3.5 mm jack style charger. It's a single button operation with one setting that incrementally increases in power as the button is held down. If the button is quickly pressed three times a travel lock setting is deactivated. Sadly, it's only splash proof, which means no steamy shower scenes can be acted out. The overall length is 5.7", the insertable length is 3.75" and the girth is 0.87" making it an excellent beginner toy and another pinpoint G-Spot and clitoral option for more experienced users. Personally, I adore this package! The color, the overall luxurious aesthetic, and the easy introduction into a controlled but mysterious form of bedroom play are all fantastic. I LOVE that they included a pouch as it helps keep everything together, and the cleaning brush is a thoughtful touch as it helps clean the grooves. The single button use is as nice as it is annoying because it can be quite easy to go past the desired intensity, and it's a start from scratch situation to go back to a previous setting. I'm also saddened by the splash proof rating but it's not a total deal breaker. This is a toy I'd reach for again, and I'd most definitely use the blindfold and cards with other toys. ;P

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A Futuristic Toy with Strong Vibes – But Is It Really Worth It? 🤔 When I first saw the Satisfyer Men Vibration+ Connect App, I thought, "Okay, another futuristic-looking toy that seems like it could double as a fancy wine opener.🍷😂" Honestly, I was skeptical - but hey, for 20 bucks on sale, I couldn’t resist giving it a shot. On paper, this thing sounds amazing: dual motors, endless vibe options through the app, waterproof for easy cleanup, and even remote play with sexy audiobooks. Pretty high-tech, right? But does it actually hold up? Well... yes and no. It’s definitely fun, but it’s got a few quirks you should know about. Let's dive deeper! 😉

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If you’re tryna get sucked off by something that feels like it’s got a damn vendetta against your load, the Emma Hix Syrup sleeve’s where it’s at, dude. This thing doesn’t come at you with the usual gimmicks, no wild twists or aggressive ridges. Nah, it’s got that “come on in, bro” vibe up front, real welcoming, real smooth. But then bam! Midway through it tightens up and doesn’t let go until your toes curl and you’re tapping out. The suction on this one is wild, especially if you mess with the end cap a bit. It’s like getting locked into a silky, slippery vacuum trap that just wants you to lose. The entrance is molded from Emma Hix herself, and yeah she’s looking fine. It’s got that pretty pussy that’s easy on the eyes and filthy in all the right ways. If you’re into her work or just want a toy that eases you in before absolutely milking you dry, Syrup’s the real MVP here.

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Gotta get the usual puns/jokes and comments out of the way... Ready to get down and dirty in the sand?! Talk about fun in the sun! Sex on the beach anyone? Okay, got that out of my system... CalExotics Venice Vixen is my favorite "all in one" toy by CalExotics thus far as it's internally and externally satisfying at the same time. Compared to the Jack Rabbit it feels better built, higher quality, and has a different and personally more preferred shaft shape. The best thing about the Jack Rabbit was the ears, which in all honesty I prefer to have over the encaser the Venice Vixen has to offer as they are just... more invigorating. "Encase" you're wondering and want an easy summation of features, the CalExotics Venice Vixen has 10 clitoral encaser modes, 3 shaft intensities, a use time of 45 min on high and 150 on low, a charge time of 150 mins and though no IPX rating is officially provided it claims it's waterproof.

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Barbie called and said Ken can take a hike, she's got a new favorite pink accessory that's more anatomically correct than he is. The highlighter company called... All of its pink highlight fluid is missing. I think it turned into a Flubber situation. I'm disappointed Lovense didn't include sunglasses because god damn do my eyes hurt when I look at this. It should come with a warning, "May cause temporary blindness!" Thank goodness this is a penetration toy that causes eye rolling experiences, aside from storing it, that's the only reprieve. Okay I think I'm done....lol. This product will thump that clit, vibe that G-spot, heat things up and expand horizons and connections with its Bluetooth and app capability. It's a somewhat funky fit, at least in my case, but the sensations still feel good! Aside from the color... The biggest downside is how big of a dust/dirty collector it is in comparison to other toys. Definitely clean this one before every use, despite it being cleaned after every.

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If you’re starting from zero and don’t want to guess your way through sizes and prep, this kit’s a safe bet. It eases you in, shows you a couple of different sensations. A gentle intro, a proper deep rumble, and that sneaky rolling weight that never pushes you faster than you’re ready for. The medium is strong enough to make you squirm without rattling your teeth, the large is heavy enough to make walking feel dirty in the best way, and both are quiet enough to keep things discreet. You also get a surprisingly good guidebook that actually teaches you stuff like positions, prep routines, relaxation tips and more, all laid out without being awkward or preachy. Plus, they throw in an enema bulb for a quick rinse if you like to be extra prepared, and a lube shooter so you can get things slick exactly where it counts. Everything feels good in your hand, comfortable in use, and easy to clean, so it’s not some throwaway novelty...it’s gear you’ll keep around. By the time you’re walking around with that weighted plug, you’ll get exactly why people are into this stuff, and you’ll probably wonder why you didn’t try it sooner.

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This adorable almost Hershey Kiss shaped device will have you melting! Talk about a toy with an honor roll.... no need for D's, C's or long wait times by the charger, it's AAAs for days! The Ume-Anzu's small stature and inconspicuous design allows it to hide in a make-up bag, purse, or even a pocket with ease or be left out in the open without a care in the world. Iroha was oh so kind enough to include a AAA battery in the product so it can be used the moment it's opened, talk about an awesome company that cares! They even made the device waterproof, allowing that bath time vibe to be even more relaxing! It's a single setting consistent vibration with an intensity that may surprise you, and with its durable design there's no need to fear it being finnicky when you're in the middle of your groove. The estimated time of use is 5 hours on a single battery so this little buddy can go as long or as many times as you can handle! This discreet, simple to use, easy to hide, long lasting toy is definitely a great one for first time users and is a good one to just have for a quick fun time!

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The Fleshlight Vina Sky Exotica is one of those sleeves that just earns its spot in the lineup. No fluff, no gimmicks, just a damn good stroker. The texture’s wild in the best way, packed with deep ridges and curves that love to twist and grip your knob like it’s trying to wring the soul out of you. Real talk: rotating this bad boy mid-session is awesome because you can feel every contour. The toys looks good, feels even better, and if you’re into Vina or just want something that leans heavy on that ribbed/twisty action, this one slaps. It is a straight-up essential toy for those of you who are texture fiends.

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Ever wondered what it’d feel like to strap a motorcycle engine to your manhood? Well, saddle up because the M1 from Tingon is about to take you for a ride. This isn’t your average bedside gadget; it’s a mechanical fever dream packed into a device that looks like it was designed by someone who builds café racers in their spare time. Let’s talk movement, because the M1 isn’t just here to look cool. It offers single-direction rotation and a retracting stroke motion that pulls back like it’s revving for another pass. It’s not just motion…it’s mechanical choreography! Visually, this thing’s a trip. With those motorcycle-style handles and ergonomic build, it honestly wouldn’t look out of place in a Mad Max garage. It’s a strange little marvel, and once you get your hands on it, you might find yourself tempted to yell “vroom vroom” just for the full effect.

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Does the job in a portable, travel-friendly format. But maybe wait for a sale, because it feels a lot cheaper than it is.

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I really loved experiencing Venom Dildo by Creature Cocks because I was utterly stretched silly with him. If you're into the marvel universe or are just dying to sit on something rock hard, then Venom is your guy.

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For the price of €90 the OTOUCH - Airturn2 Masturbator it is rather expensive compared to penis strokers that could be found on the market. I bought it when it was only €40 and for this price it's really a good masturbator for the penis which gives really good sensations and intense orgasms when using it. I hope that the designers/manufacturers of this toy increase the intensity of the suction in possible new versions of this toy and find a solution for the fact that it's difficult to clean the interior of the toy.

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This squirting fuck stick is vulgar, big, and makes a statement. It's a fun toy that's really great to play with! While it doesn't act like a real dick, it's still a lot of fun. It's great if you like the feeling of being filled up with cum or getting a facial.

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Mia Malkova’s Double Delight in a Tiny Tube Karl here, and I’ll be real — this one’s not my type. I grabbed the Quickshot Mia Malkova hoping for some easy fun and a boost to my Handy collection, and while it had its moments, it mostly left me feeling… well, loud, distracted, and underwhelmed. It looks hot - transparent, double entry, and based on a top-tier pornstar - but let’s just say not all that glows is gold. Still, if you’re curious about dual-entry Quickshots or want to test how much loud squelching you can mentally block out, you might be in for an interesting ride. 😅 Read on if you’re into tiny textures, big sounds, and trying new angles — literally. 😉

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